Kev Longino
Moderator
After spending my formative years climbing mountains,teaching karate,and spending nights picking up girls as a nightclub doorman I am now reaping the whirlwind of a thoroughly knackered body and working as a criminal defence lawyer to pay for my expanding family and the ever larger army of foot high soldiers with which I plan to conquer, if not the world, then my immediate neighbourhood. Always thoroughly depressed by my total lack of skill compared to the geniuses around these parts, I often spend nights drowning my sorrows in single malt while trying to figure out what goes where and what colour it should be after I've taken stuff apart that I really should have left to someone who knows what they're doing.