Johnny Canuck
Battalion Commander
Once upon a time in a place far far away......................
As the hallowed eve approaches something is amiss. The moon is full and the wolves howl in the distance adding a sense of impending doom to the eerie scene!
The spirits are loose and all manner of madness will be showered upon the unsuspecting mortals who have rained death and destruction on themselves for years now! Tonight the Grim Reaper will harvest some souls!
OOOOHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH..............................
As dawn breaks Death unleaches her zombie hordes to collect fresh souls for Hell.
The swamps come alive with the living dead. They are in search of a meal of brains and souls of the living!
The bubbling morass of slime spues forth its unholy burden to wreak havoc on the Mortals.!
The zombie hordes can smell fresh meat and swarm any unsuspecting man or beast.!
As the mist of the dawn burns off under the rising sun, the hoard of the undead have cornered their first victim!!
Death watches from the sidelines as her plan unfolds precisely on schedule.!
The smell of brains and flesh draw more of these beasts from the darkside like flys to s....t.!
The undead have caught Kurt Dorr and apparantly wish to do him harm. They want to feast on his brains and send his soul to Hell!!
But today they have picked the wrong Kruat to mess with and even if Kurt is destined to reside in Hades for the rest of time, it'll be on his terms not a bunch of sissy boy zombies!!
Here you zombie bastards take this! Have a heaping helpin of "KURT LOVE"!
Not today boys! I'm having none of this crap! I'm having a bad day and DO NOT have time to play with you undead motherless zombies!!
Return from wence you came or I'll stuff a Bible down you godless throats!!
Kurt disppatches these foul smelling beasts and is glad to see help has arrived.!
The FSSF will reinforce him and defeat their common enemy.!
Hans figures this is probably a good oppurtunity to seek further help and rushes off to alert any other forces in the area,!
Death is concerned that her plans for dinner are going astray and tries to intervene on her zombies behalf.!
Kurt and the FSSF boys fear nothing or no one and are happy to rid the mortal world of these undead sinners.!
Eat TNT you motherless Mother F#%@ers!!
The boys lay down a withering barrage of lead and TNT driving the hoard back into the depths of depravity where they had originally come from.!
Thanks to the efforts of Kurt and the FSSF the world is safe for another year. As the undead souls scream like banshees, they vow to return on the next Hallows eve! Perhaps next year we'll need some armour support!!
Thanks for looking
This scary tale was brought to you mortals by General Specific, Private Snafu and Johnny Canuck. OooooooooH Oooooooooooooh very scary stuff Oooooooooooh
Oh yes and moral support from BullOttawa he got to freaked out and took his dolls and went or ran home! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
Till next time BOO!
As the hallowed eve approaches something is amiss. The moon is full and the wolves howl in the distance adding a sense of impending doom to the eerie scene!
The spirits are loose and all manner of madness will be showered upon the unsuspecting mortals who have rained death and destruction on themselves for years now! Tonight the Grim Reaper will harvest some souls!
OOOOHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH..............................
As dawn breaks Death unleaches her zombie hordes to collect fresh souls for Hell.
The swamps come alive with the living dead. They are in search of a meal of brains and souls of the living!
The bubbling morass of slime spues forth its unholy burden to wreak havoc on the Mortals.!
The zombie hordes can smell fresh meat and swarm any unsuspecting man or beast.!
As the mist of the dawn burns off under the rising sun, the hoard of the undead have cornered their first victim!!
Death watches from the sidelines as her plan unfolds precisely on schedule.!
The smell of brains and flesh draw more of these beasts from the darkside like flys to s....t.!
The undead have caught Kurt Dorr and apparantly wish to do him harm. They want to feast on his brains and send his soul to Hell!!
But today they have picked the wrong Kruat to mess with and even if Kurt is destined to reside in Hades for the rest of time, it'll be on his terms not a bunch of sissy boy zombies!!
Here you zombie bastards take this! Have a heaping helpin of "KURT LOVE"!
Not today boys! I'm having none of this crap! I'm having a bad day and DO NOT have time to play with you undead motherless zombies!!
Return from wence you came or I'll stuff a Bible down you godless throats!!
Kurt disppatches these foul smelling beasts and is glad to see help has arrived.!
The FSSF will reinforce him and defeat their common enemy.!
Hans figures this is probably a good oppurtunity to seek further help and rushes off to alert any other forces in the area,!
Death is concerned that her plans for dinner are going astray and tries to intervene on her zombies behalf.!
Kurt and the FSSF boys fear nothing or no one and are happy to rid the mortal world of these undead sinners.!
Eat TNT you motherless Mother F#%@ers!!
The boys lay down a withering barrage of lead and TNT driving the hoard back into the depths of depravity where they had originally come from.!
Thanks to the efforts of Kurt and the FSSF the world is safe for another year. As the undead souls scream like banshees, they vow to return on the next Hallows eve! Perhaps next year we'll need some armour support!!
Thanks for looking
This scary tale was brought to you mortals by General Specific, Private Snafu and Johnny Canuck. OooooooooH Oooooooooooooh very scary stuff Oooooooooooh
Oh yes and moral support from BullOttawa he got to freaked out and took his dolls and went or ran home! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
Till next time BOO!
Great stuff guy's 
